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Showing posts with label monkey. Show all posts
Showing posts with label monkey. Show all posts

June 10, 2013

PALEEZ...GET A LIFE MA!

  

 

 
 
 
 
 My name is Bella...
and
I have a very serious problem!
Everyday my ma asks me to perform!
Yes, I said it right!
 
I'm told to sit up and to stay in that position
because she thinks I'm cute when I do this.
Well, I let her think that it doesn't bother me at all.
She sits there and rubs my head/ears,
she smiles with the same ole smile that she had yesterday,
and then when she finally finishes admiring my beauty
she tells me, "down".
 
Ma, paleez,
I've got better things to worry about!
I have to keep abreast of all of my political and spiritual concerns.   If I don't, then who is going to worry about the utter chaos that exists today?
 
***
It is:
 
Financial uncertainty for this nation, 
Political scandals that never cease to amaze me, 
Unscientific theories of evolution
(TRUST ME MA I DIDN'T EVOLVE FROM A MONKEY!),
The Auschwitz like murdering of babies, 
An abnormal form of cohabitation, 
and 
Social and Spiritual upheaval!
Oh, and did I mention that ETs are coming to visit this earth?
 
***
 
Is this world getting any better even though the liberal/atheistic social, financial and spiritual agendas have become realized?
 
Anarchy has been initiated...
 
What's next?
 
So paleez Ma...
PUT ME DOWN!
Try to be considerate of me.
I need to hold up the world...
and the U.S. Constitution.
 
 
P.S. Please join me to pray for our beautiful nation.  Bella is right.  My heart is broken.
        Veronica
 
 
 



December 29, 2008

IS ANYONE OUT THERE?

IS ANYONE OUT THERE?
6"x6"



OLD CHIMP IS ALONE IN THE WORLD

BUT HE KNOWS THAT THERE ARE MANY MANY PEOPLE IN

THE WORLD

HE KNOWS THAT THERE IS A HUSTLE AND

BUSTLE IN WHAT WE CALL STREETS,

A HUSTLE AND BUSTLE IN WHAT WE CALL HOMES

(NOT JUNGLES),

A HUSTLE AND BUSTLE IN WHAT WE CALL LIFE!

YES, CHIMP KNOWS THAT EVEN THOUGH HE IS ALONE IN

HIS WONDERFULLY LUSCIOUS, GREEN JUNGLE

HE IS NOT REALLY ALONE....

SO IN HIS CHIMPY, BOUNCY WAY,

HE WANTS TO WISH

YOU ALLLLLLLL HUMANOIDS

A HAPPY NEW YEAR!

MAY YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL

2009!





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